mostly-funnytwittertweets:

kineticpenguin:

kineticpenguin:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS USING EXPIRED CARBON FIBER

COME ON MAN

catchymemes:

monsterhospital:

its been a really exciting week for the person on tiktok who made a 2023 bingo board

pika-memes:

inneskeeper:

red-mercer:

inneskeeper:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

sometimes i forget most people don’t know that birdhouse shapes aren’t just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

evansgarfield:

DOCTOR WHO

4.16 | The Waters of Mars (2005-)

gaphic:

hm. so. it takes 2-2.5 hours to dive to the titanic (about 12,500ft), and the sub most likely imploded between 1.75 and 2 hours into the dive- 70-80% of the way down. let’s call it 75%. that’s right about 9375 feet, or 2840 meters. i wonder if that lines up conveniently with-

wow

enigma-the-mysterious:

If someone told me that a submersible named the Titan, owned by a company called OceanGATE, carrying three billionaires, had gone missing on an expedition to the Titanic, I would think it was some pitch for a new thriller mystery novel and not something that had actually happened due to the hubris and stupidity of rich people.

hexagonaldecency:

animentality:

Listen my basic human empathy does feel genuine horror for those people who most likely died in that submarine.

But my working logical brain is also scoffing at anyone stupid enough to spend 250k to get into a heavy metal coffin, sinking to see the ocean floor graveyard that is the titanic.

Like just watch the movie, man. Spend 250k to go to Venice or some shit.

Why the titanic? We all know what it looks like. We all saw the movie.

“People don’t deserve to die in such horrifying ways” and “You voluntarily got into a jerry rigged unregulated submersible to go to an incredible hostile place you shouldn’t be going to anyway what were you expecting” are statements that can coexist

residentshitcunt:

This is just a reminder to everyone out there who gets annoyed by safety laws. They exist for a reason, and if you don’t want to follow them at least make sure to have the decency to only hurt yourself.

bonmonjour:

oh my god it gets funnier

ALT

studentofetherium:

wikipedia currently lists the deaths as “presumed” which i assume is just because nothing is confirmed just yet but it’s really funny to think that one of them could have possibly survived this, like yeah he swam to the surface and now he’s fine